“Hello, <redacted Seattle area Chinese restaurant>! “Hi, can I place an order for delivery?” “Yes, go ahead…” “I’d like one order of Genreal Tso but with tofu instead of chicken aaaand …” “Hold on, hold on. <covers phone> Do we charge more for tofu? *mumbling* Oh, oh, we should. OK. OK. </covers phone> We charge … Continue reading General Tso’s Tofu